February 2012
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yolosexual:
tehsharkie:
yolosexual:
if a guy tells you that he’s sexy, he’s not sexy.
if a guy tells you that AC/DC is his life, he doesn’t even know who Angus Young is, let alone know other songs beside Back In Black and Highway To Hell.
if a guy tells you that he’s not like most guys, he’s like most guys.
But what if a guy tells you he’s a serial killer.
what do I do now
is the ball...
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yolosexual:
if a guy tells you that he’s sexy, he’s not sexy.
if a guy tells you that AC/DC is his life, he doesn’t even know who Angus Young is, let alone know other songs beside Back In Black and Highway To Hell.
if a guy tells you that he’s not like most guys, he’s like most guys.
But what if a guy tells you he’s a serial killer.
what do I do now
is the ball in my court? Do I buy...
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fuckyeahreactions:
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dapartybanter:
Anders: More Deep Roads…. Why did...
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Hello. She's your "fan". She cries everynight...
novoselic:
what even is this
okay
i can be a fangirl but
uh
this is
uh.
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“Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.”
– Terry Pratchett, Discworld, The Light Fantastic (via brain152)
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pooposelic:
yolosexual:
i read somewhere that PENGUINS HAVE WHITE POOP
WUT
pooptastic
but why wouldn’t it be
they’re birds
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404jimmypagenotfound:
erineff:
everything on my dash is about poop. literally. and grunge musicians who’s names have been replaced with the word poop.
same
oh thank god it’s not just me
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
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reblog if you can't stop because you're addicted...
sen-sei:
i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
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just accidentally saw another message from dad’s idiot girlfriend. she calls him ‘bb’
SHE CAN’T EVEN BUY EGGS FOR HIM THE SUPERMARKET IS RIGHT BELOW THEIR PLACE GODDAMIT UGH IS IT THAT HARD MY GOD ASIDJFOISFJOIJSDFIJ i hate her
excuse me, I need to go play a game where you kill many things. Violently. With blood.
Revolver by The Beatles
John : Turn off you mind, relax and float downstream, it is not dying, it is not dying.
Paul : Your day breaks, your mind aches, you find that all their words of kindness linger on when she no longer needs you.
George : Each day just go so fast, I turn around its past, you don't get time to hang a sign on me.
Ringo : WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE
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thehappylemming:
capitalize mid woRD FOR MAXIMUM FUNNY
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johnfrusciantesbeard:
Tag your porn guys.
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msbadguyy:
Witchcraft - Frank Sinatra
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It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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