FAHQ

What do you post?
My original posts are mostly text posts that look like average random tweets, or stuff related to Queen. But I reblog The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Blondie, Relient K, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, 30 Rock, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, Arrested Development (the TV show not the band although that’s cool if you like them), Friends, Seinfeld, Star Wars, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Good Omens, Discworld, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Age, Sims 3, and other stuff. I have a lot of interests. I’m a very exciting person.

…Okay, what don’t you post?
Bieber and hipster photos. I used to rant and most of them are tagged, but now I just give up and say “hey I like chocolate” instead. Chocolate is really good, you know.

Why did you follow me?
Because I think you’re cool. God, don’t make everything so complicated. OR I might know you in real life. Chances are if you’ve lived in Singapore at one point, gone to a certain Christian international school, and been in the same grade as a selectively mute/quiet half Filipino girl with glasses then yeah I probably do know you in real life.

Wow, you seem totally cool! Will you marry me?

You’re an imaginary voice in my head. GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

Can I add you on Facebook?
Yes, but please send me a message on Tumblr (messages from non-friends on FB are disabled) first telling me who you are so I don’t think you’re a robot. Or a pedophile. Or a robot.

Do you follow people randomly?
No but sometimes I get into these really good moods where I’m like HUG DA WORLD and I follow a bunch of people from the secondary fanbases I’m part of.

Follow for follow?
I almost always follow back unless the person has absolutely nothing in common with me. Or if you’re a spam blog. But if you’re somewhat of a porn blog I could consider it. Idk. Let me know if you like the same bands and I’ll tolerate the penises and shit.

Why is that dog your background picture?
Because it eats SOULS

Do you have an account on [insert other website here]?
Ask me. I probably do.

Why don’t you have anon on?
OH NOOOOOO. WHATEVER SHALL I DO WITHOUT AN EFFECTIVE MEDIUM FOR PRETENTIOUS CYBER BULLIES TO TORMENT ME?????

Are you a dinosaur?
yes

Is it really necessary for you to express yourself by swearing so much?
yes

What do you taste like?
Salty.

Can I get into intense political debates with you?
You used to be able to but now I’ll probably just give you a picture of a strawberry crepe instead.


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What will happen to me if I insult Queen?
I will slap your face off of your face.

Why is your blog so ugly?
My blog was born with a special rare deformity. It has struggled for much of its life to gain acceptance from its peers. My blog is very strong-willed and could have given up on living, but it chose not to, and faces every day with a smile. Think before you judge someone, you jerk.

Your writing sucks!
This isn’t a question so I think your reading skills leave much to be desired and therefore you shouldn’t be talking.

What does ‘FAHQ’ stand for? Isn’t it ‘FAQ’? Are you retarded? I think you’re retarded. Are you retarded?
Frequently Asked Hypothetical Questions. Lol u c wat I did thar.

How many followers do you have?
It’s a number between one and six hundred.

You irritate me. Could you jump off a bridge, you dumb fuck?
THE WORLD’S NOT ABOUT YOU, DAMMIT. WHAT IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF BY JUMPING IN FRONT OF A TRAIN OR TAKING PILLS OR AGITATING FANS OF BEATLES BANDSLASH INSTEAD? HUH? IS IT EVER ABOUT WHAT I WANT? GOD. STOP BEING SO FUCKING SELFISH.

Why is there a link to an “About…stuff.”? It’s like, the exact same crap you’ve been talking about here. And in the description. And when you scroll through.

It was an old page and it’s kind of outdated but I get emotionally attached to stuff like that so um yeah STOP MAKING EVERYTHING COMPLICATED AGAIN

Go back to posting real stuff instead of arguing with yourself on a page no one reads, bitch.
Fine.