yolosexual:

if a guy tells you that he’s sexy, he’s not sexy.

if a guy tells you that AC/DC is his life, he doesn’t even know who Angus Young is, let alone know other songs beside Back In Black and Highway To Hell.

if a guy tells you that he’s not like most guys, he’s like most guys.

But what if a guy tells you he’s a serial killer.

what do I do now

is the ball in my court? Do I buy him flowers? Is he interested in me, or does he just want to add my spleen to his collection?

(Source: vangaylen)

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