yolosexual:

tehsharkie:

yolosexual:

if a guy tells you that he’s sexy, he’s not sexy.

if a guy tells you that AC/DC is his life, he doesn’t even know who Angus Young is, let alone know other songs beside Back In Black and Highway To Hell.

if a guy tells you that he’s not like most guys, he’s like most guys.

But what if a guy tells you he’s a serial killer.

what do I do now

is the ball in my court? Do I buy him flowers? Is he interested in me, or does he just want to add my spleen to his collection?

idk

I’m just talking about my experience here, you see

is it the same guy you’re talking about

or do you just know a lot of guys who’re dicks

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