About…stuff.

Miles and miles of stuff you never needed to know about me!

  • I’m fourteen.
  • I am a Christian. And I am a liberal. Yeah, it’s weird. You can laugh at me now.
  • I always follow back. I don’t think I’ve ever unfollowed anyone either. This is my fancy way of saying I think people were good cool before they were evil. :D The only people I won’t follow back are probably creepy, forty year old male ultra-Conservative pundits randomly following people to gain recognition. There was a guy like that on Twitter. It was weird.
  • I’m pretty sure my future is a blatant rip-off of 30 Rock. (Which is my favorite show, along with Family Guy. I also love Arrested Development, the Office, American Dad!, Scrubs, Frasier, Friends, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, the Muppet Show, Glee, and Seinfeld)
  • If you couldn’t tell, I mostly watch comedies. Yeaahhh.
  • QUEEN. QUEEN. QUEEN. QUEEN. Queen? Queen. Queen! Queen! QUEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN.
  • Queen now sounds foreign to you. Sucks, huh?
  • Queen
  • I worship Allie Bosch. And Tina Fey. And Seth MacFarlane. And Conan O’Brien. Not in the creepy way I worship members of Queen, but still.
  • I knew how to play the piano but I forgot. Like, everything. Oopsie-daisies!
  • I really don’t hate any type of music except Justin Bieber’s. And I don’t hate you if you like him. Maybe I’m a little weirded out if you’re the kind who cries when he gets a haircut, but otherwise whatever.
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Brian May
  • Roger Taylor
  • John Deacon
  • QUEEN
  • I was raised as a jazz elitist. Fear me.
  • Uh. My favorite book is Good Omens, and my favorite book series is Dear Dumb Diary. I also like Warriors, The Westing Game, the Chronicles of Narnia, Hope Was Here, and Catherine, Called Birdy. I’m also starting to read Discworld.
  • My favorite movie is the 2005 The Producers. I’ve seen it about seven times, but that’s because a certain cable channel wouldn’t stop showing it for a whole month.
  • I wanted to be a Disney Cast Member when I was younger. That’s not being an actor or something. That’s being staff at a Disney park. :p Anyway, I like Disney.
  • I really don’t care about whether something is “Old Disney” or “New Disney”.
  • DINOSAURS=<3
  • STAR WARS=<3
  • POKEMON=<3
  • I think VeggieTales is awesome. Just sayin’.
  • I went through a Christian rock phase at one point. I kind of like Eleventyseven, Deas Vail, FM Static, and some of Hawk Nelson. I still love Relient K. (and I like Paramore, which isn’t really Christian rock but…yeah.)
  • I also like Owl City. Um. And I watch Glee. WAIT WAIT DON’T CLICK AWAY-
  • THE BEATLES. THE POLICE. FRANK SINATRA. MICHAEL JACKSON. LED ZEPPELIN. PINK FLOYD. BLONDIE. SIJIJFIJFSDIFJ. But I’m a relatively new fan for most of them, and I’m still learning about them, so please don’t hurt me very much when I’m a dickhead and somehow get something wrong.
  • GET DOWN, MAKE LOVE. GET DOWN, MAAKKKEEE LOOOVEEEEE
  • Er. 
  • I have the Sims 3. I have tons of Sims. I want to torture them. I never do. Usually I just end up making them immortal and giving them their dream job and finding them a perfect spouse and they have a loving family and a nice house and yeah. Clearly the stuff I’ve been repressing is mostly joy and fluffiness. I’m playing and have written a legacy (or two or three or four) but I haven’t gotten around to putting it on LJ yet simply because the Sims community scares the living shit out of me.
  • My favorite Sim is named Ares. He’s Insane and a Genius and he enjoys hurling abuse at the heartbroken ex’s of his whorish sister. I really need to post that legacy.
  • I play AdventureQuest, DragonFable, AQW, WarpForce, and occasionally MechQuest. Mostly for the plot and the jokes. And I write fanfiction for it. Mmm…geekiness.
  • I frequent TV Tropes and Uncyclopedia but I don’t feel smart enough to contribute to either.
  • IS THIS THE REAL LIFE. IS THIS JUST FANTASY.
  • “KINNNGGGGDOMMMM HEARRRRTS! FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESSSS!” Mmm. I like KH. But I hate most KH slash fanfiction.
  • I used to tie my hair into knots as stress relief so my parents would get pissed.
  • I love Animal Crossing Community. I’m barely on lately though. :p
  • :D :) :p :P XD DX D: 0_o I use smileys when I have nothing else to say but don’t want to offend the person I’m talking to because I do like them but the conversation has run out of steam.
  • DON’T LOOK BACK! It’s a rip-off! FLICK OF THE WRIST, AND YOU’RE DEAD, BABY.
  • I have never had any delusions of grandeur about being a photographer. Ever.
  • Or being an actress.
  • Or being a singer.
  • Or being a poet.
  • Writing yes, though. Especially songs:
  • I once wrote a parody of ‘American Idiot’ back when I was a Christian fundamentalist (oh yeah, that would’ve been more interesting to mention…). The boys I showed it to declared it “the best musical invention ever” even though they were Green Day fans. I’m still confused. 
  • I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRRRRRRR
  • I used to use blogs to bitch about theology or friends or boys or my life or something. I hopefully don’t really use Tumblr like that. It’s mostly reblogs of Freddie Mercury shirtless and wearing leather, really.
  • I might occasionally make angst posts, but usually I hide those under cuts or whatever you call them in Tumblr terminology. It’s mostly only when I have PMS or something. >_>
  • Except that one time some person sent me a lengthy message after I pointed out it was stupid for him to say Dave Matthews Band was much better than Queen. (Not that I have anything against DMB at all…actually, come to think about it, why was he checking the Queen tag?)
  • That rant wasn’t on Tumblr though. That was linked to an aforementioned blog.
  • Welcome to Corneria!
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  • SLEEPINGVERYSOUNDLYONASATURDAYMORNINGIWASDREAMINGIWASALCAPONE
  • ALL CAPS. THEY ARE VERY FUN.
  • Moo.
  • I have no idea what my favorite Queen album is. I think it’s Jazz. Or Sheer Heart Attack. Or News of the World. Or Queen II.  I love them all, really.
  • Even Hot Space.
  • I like reading homemaking magazines.
  • I FINISHED NANOWRIMO IN 2010. :D Granted, the last 15,000 words were kinda cheating because it was just copy-pasted poetry and FB surveys and short stories. And I put in the lyrics for ‘On My Own’ and ‘Now I’m Here’. But still. 
  • I’ve been to New York City. I watched the Little Mermaid on Broadway and I think its plot makes a lot more sense than the movies. 
  • Oh, I live in Singapore. I used to hate it here but now I love it. I just think the tram ride narrations in the zoo are stupid.
  • WE CAN CHEW GUM BTW. We can’t buy or sell it. But we can drive to Malaysia, buy three hundred packs of Juicy Fruit, and then drive back and no one in Immigration will care. (They won’t even think it’s weird that your only baggage is three hundred packs of Juicy Fruit, because everyone else does it.)
  • I bet it’s really uncomfortable when porcupines mate.
  • And hammerhead sharks.
  • And armadillos.
  • I now have a sudden urge to make a product called ‘armadildo’.
  • ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA, RADIO GOOGOO, RADIO GAGA.
  • I have two dogs and I hate one of them.
  • I once pledged eternal vendetta on someone because I heard them call me ugly when they were just sitting a meter behind me. But they didn’t hate me as a person. So now they hate me because I would badmouth them and flip them off behind their backs (and sometimes in front if I felt lucky). LET THAT BE A LESSON, KIDDIES. ‘Tis better to be relatively liked and thought of as ugly than hated and thought of as hideous.
  • I take art lessons and I hate them.
  • There’s a children’s coin-operated ride right outside the art lesson place. It’s a green car driven by a disgusting pink blob with entirely blue eyes, a sadistic grin, and a bowtie. His name is Mr. Blobby, and he is Satan.
  • Barney’s not Satan; he’s just a pedophile. Get your facts straight.
  • BIRD IS THE WORD.
  • MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
  • Welcome to Corneria!
  • We have entered an endless recursion of time.
  • Queen.